You can call me Dahlia. We both know that’s probably not my full name, but wouldn’t it be cool if it was?

When I’m out in public, it’s obvious I’m a black sheep. I look like a girl who’s unimportant, and who has a god-awful haircut, yet avoidable and maybe a bit ick. Though my sense of fashion mimics a chubby teenage nerd, it makes sense when I hide in my office, which is really just a cave full of books, musical instruments, fandom art, and enough nerdy knick-knacks to cover at least one of my mortgages should I ever decide to part with the collection. My love of black metal bands knows no bounds, as does my adoration of H.P. Lovecraft and the macabre.

But I guess you’re really here to stalk all of my darkest, most private factoids, so let me get to it: 32/F/USA/Taurus/Introvert/Earth Sign/Year of the Ox/Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 15, 47/You will enjoy good health.