About

You can call me Dahlia. We both know that’s probably not my full name, but wouldn’t it be cool if it was?

When I’m out in public, it’s obvious I’m a black sheep. I look like a girl who’s unimportant, and who has a god-awful haircut, yet avoidable and maybe a bit ick. Though my sense of fashion mimics a chubby teenage nerd, it makes sense when I hide in my office, which is really just a cave full of books, musical instruments, fandom art, and enough nerdy knick-knacks to cover at least one of my mortgages should I ever decide to part with the collection. My love of black metal bands knows no bounds, as does my adoration of H.P. Lovecraft and the macabre.

But I guess you’re really here to stalk all of my darkest, most private factoids, so let me get to it: 32/F/USA/Taurus/Introvert/Earth Sign/Year of the Ox/Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 15, 47/You will enjoy good health.